Random insult generator with a touch of class
Without doubt the best insult generator in the App Store, and the most ridiculous thing you can do on an Apple Watch.
Hobson creates endless hilarious phrases using a carefully curated dictionary of British vulgarity. Reassuringly offensive, Hobson does not resort to profanity in his quest to make you laugh.
Millions of random innuendo-laden phrases
Share with friends using Hobson cards
Stash your favourites for later
Apple Watch support. Get a quick one on the wrist wherever you are
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Moderately high risk of causing offence