for iPhone, iPod Touch & Apple Watch
Hobson is a quintessentially British app that generates insults using classic innuendo without swearing. It is an exquisite and rare combination of high polish and immature functionality. We felt that building an app to make people laugh would be a great thing to do.
A comedy entertainment App unlike any other, Hobson is polished to a ridiculous degree. It creates endless hilarious quips that can be shared with friends as Hobson cards, or stashed for later perusal.
Characterful animations and great attention to detail make the App a clear stand-out that will keep you tapping as you find more and more phrases that make you laugh out loud.
The included Apple Watch Glance and iPhone Today Widget will show a random selection from your Favourites. The Apple Watch app lets you tap through new insults and favourite the best.
Share Hobson cards to amuse, abuse or confuse your friends
Stash your favourites for later
Today Widget shows a random favourite from your collection to bring you a little cheer throughout the day
Apple Watch App and Glance help you get a quick one on the wrist wherever you are
Millions of combinations
Facial expressions respond to the insult
Moderately high risk of causing offence