Hobson Released

Hobson for iPhone and Apple Watch is released by developers Montana Floss Co.

Hobson is a quintessentially British app that generates insults using classic innuendo without swearing. It is an exquisite and rare combination of high polish and immature functionality. We felt that building an app to make people laugh would be a great thing to do.

“The most ridiculous thing you can do with an Apple Watch”

A comedy entertainment App unlike any other, Hobson is polished to a ridiculous degree. It creates endless hilarious quips that can be shared with friends as Hobson cards, or stashed for later perusal.

Characterful animations and great attention to detail make the App a clear stand-out that will keep you tapping as you find more and more phrases that make you laugh out loud.

The included Apple Watch Glance and iPhone Today Widget will show a random selection from your Favourites. The Apple Watch app lets you tap through new insults and favourite the best.


  • Share Hobson cards to amuse, abuse or confuse your friends
  • Stash your favourites for later
  • Facial expressions respond to the insult
  • Apple Watch App and Glance help you get a quick one on the wrist wherever you are
  • Today Widget shows a random favourite from your collection to bring you a little cheer throughout the day
  • Millions of combinations
  • Moderately high risk of causing offence


Hobson is the most fun you can have for $1.99 / £1.49 / €1.99


Version 1.0 was released on May 22nd, 2015

App Store link: http://itunes.apple.com/app/id991184506

Web site link: http://hobsonapp.com or http://hobson.watch

Company site link: http://montanafloss.co

You can follow Hobson on Twitter @HobsonApp

The Press Kit including high resolution icons and screenshots is available here:


Montana Floss Co. is also on Twitter @MontanaFloss


Hobson for iPhone & Apple Watch. Hilarious random insult generator with a touch of class. http://itunes.apple.com/app/id991184506


Montana Floss Com. Ltd. is a small independent app development and consultancy business in Stroud, UK. Hobson is the second app we have built for public release.

We built Hobson to make people laugh. There is always room for more laughter in the world.

Marc Palmer is the developer. Mark Levy provided the animations and visuals. Adam Hinks created the branding. Product design is a team effort.